Saturday, April 01, 2017

College Courtyard Apartments - April 2017 Newsletter

Nevada Men’s Baseball Schedule

Hawaii                           April 1-2
Reno Aces                   April 4 (Aces Field)
St Mary’s                      April 5
San Diego State            April 7-9
UC Santa Barbara          April 11
San Jose State             April 13-15
UC Davis                      April 18
Fresno State                 April 21-23
Air Force                       April 28-30

Nevada Women’s Softball Schedule 

Fresno State                 April 1-2
New Mexico                  April 7-9
UNLV                           April 13-15
Kansas                         April 21-23
Colorado State             April 28-30

Nevada Women’s Track Schedule

Legends Invitational       April 1
Mt Sac Relays               April 13
Beach Invitational          April 15
Cardinal Classic            April 21-22
Brutus Hamilton             April 28-29

 (Home games in bold)

Interesting Fact: Bananas are curved because they grow towards the sun.

Interesting Fact: Cherophobia is the fear of fun.

Good Luck on Your Final Exams

As the Spring Semester comes to an end, it is time to start focusing on final exams and papers. It is imperative that all of you do well on these undertakings. A quiet study atmosphere is necessary for everyone to do their very best. Please be considerate of the other residents of the College Courtyard and keep noise to a minimum so that everyone can concentrate and succeed.

Message from Phyllis

Location, location, location. There is nothing like the location of the College Courtyard Apartments. We are a half block from the campus and yet we are on a quiet side street. While living at the College Courtyard you can actually get up five minutes before class and still make it on time. No worries about catching a shuttle or trying to find a parking space when you live at the College Courtyard. This is just one more reason this is a great place to live.

Parking is Free and Easy

As many of you know, the University of Nevada continues to increase the parking fees on campus. The University has parking fee increases scheduled every year for the next five years. Fortunately, the residents of the College Courtyard Apartments don’t have to worry about these increases. Our residents enjoy free parking that is close to the campus. Our parking is the equivalent of Silver Permit parking and is a $450 value. With our students, instead of driving round and round looking for a parking space or waiting for a shuttle bus you can have another 20 minutes of precious sleep. That’s a real bonus and another benefit of living at the College Courtyard.

Please Don’t Drink and Drive

For your safety and the safety of others, please don’t drink and drive. Your futures are too bright to be wasted by a DUI or worse. Get a designated driver, walk or call a taxi but please do not get behind the wheel of a car while under the influence.

Interesting Fact: The average woman uses her height in lipstick every 5 years.

Interesting Fact: King Henry VIII slept with a gigantic axe beside him.

No Hover Boards

Until a safe hover board is manufactured, they are banned from the College Courtyard Apartments. These devices have proved to be dangerous——especially when being charged. Having a hover board in your apartment could lead to eviction.

Interesting Fact: The person who invented the Frisbee was cremated and made into frisbees after he died!

Need Storage For The Summer?

The College Courtyard has storage lockers available for rent for only $30 per month. The 4’ by 5’ lockers are located on the second and third floors. These storage lockers are a great place to store skis, bicycles, or camping equipment. See Phyllis for more information.

Free DSL/Wi-Fi is a $360 Value

In this economy, every dollar saved can help pay for books and tuition. That’s why living at the College Courtyard Apartments is the best value for University of Nevada students. We offer free DSL to every bedroom. That free DSL would cost you $360 per year at other apartment complexes or rental houses. 

Interesting Fact: Movie trailers were originally shown after the movie, which is why they were called “trailers”.

Interesting Fact: Billy goats urinate on their own heads to smell more attractive to females.

A vacuum is available for your use. If you wish to borrow our vacuum it can be checked out at the office. Please return the vacuum immediately after use, as other students may need to use it.

Interesting Fact: If you lift a kangaroo’s tail off the ground it can’t hop.

Wiegand Fitness Center

The new Wiegand Fitness Center is now open and is a short walk from the College Courtyard Apartments. This $47 million facility is a great amenity for all University of Nevada students.

Interesting Fact: When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.

No Smoking

The College Courtyard Apartments are non-smoking student residences. Smoking is prohibited in the apartments, on the walkways, balconies and the courtyard. Guests entering the apartments with a cigarette may extinguish them in the urns by the front gate.

Laundry Rooms

Please be considerate of your neighbors and do not leave your clothes in the washers or dryers unattended after the washing and drying cycle.

Summer Residents

Please be advised that if you desire to sublet your apartment during the summer you must run this transaction through the office.  Replacement residents must pay the first month’s rent, last month’s rent and deposits. We will not transfer deposits or last month’s rent.

Interesting fact: Pteronophobia is the fear of being tickled by feathers!

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